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Old 04-02-2015, 12:33 AM   #1
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Hi everybody; how many guitar players does it take to put in a light bulb? Ans: 100
One to screw it in and 99 to tell you they could`ve done it better.
Also is it true that all singers in bands are really only an extension of the guitar players love pump?
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Old 04-02-2015, 12:57 AM   #2
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Old 04-02-2015, 03:14 AM   #3
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Old 04-02-2015, 03:26 AM   #4
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what if your the singer and guitarist, are you an extension of your own love pump? O.o

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Old 04-02-2015, 05:36 AM   #5
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Hi everybody; how many guitar players does it take to put in a light bulb? Ans: 100
One to screw it in and 99 to tell you they could`ve done it better.
Also is it true that all singers in bands are really only an extension of the guitar players love pump?


Best option is to fit the bulb then fuck off out the room while the other 99 talk about theory
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Old 04-02-2015, 02:46 PM   #6
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Old 04-02-2015, 04:11 PM   #7
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