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Old 04-10-2015, 04:14 AM   #1
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Probably see lots of lads in men skits tomorrow. Going on a train journey (choo cho) with my partner to the highland games at Bundanoon which, for the day, has been renamed Brigadoon.

All we have to do is avoid the pretend Scots who are smash off their faces on Bell's and other dubious substances.
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the pretend Scots who are smash off their faces on Bell's and other dubious substances.
How does one distinguish then between a "pretend" Scot and a real Scot?
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According to legend, pretend Scots wear tartan underwear.

I have no intention of verifying whether the legend has any veracity to it. Just so ya know that.
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Old 04-10-2015, 10:14 AM   #6
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You should not wear anything under your kilt. It should all hang free.
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To be fair I don't wear anything under my jeans either just in case your wondering
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The real Scot is wearing WELLIES!!!!
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Abo, Rain, and twids are real...then you have Keith hahaha.....just kidding fella.
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Ain't you facing the exact same problem?
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