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Old 07-19-2014, 04:25 AM   #1
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BEAVERS ATTACK

It took every bone in my body to not make a juvenile joke about this... bhahahahahaa

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Old 07-19-2014, 04:39 AM   #2
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BEAVERS ATTACK

It took every bone in my body to not make a juvenile joke about this... bhahahahahaa

See what I did there?
Nothing like a pissed off beaver to ruin your day.

(no avoiding it, I'm diving right into the juvenile gutter)

There are other dangerous animals often found near beavers that some think are menaces to society as well. (Funniest scene from any movie ever.)
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Old 07-19-2014, 04:48 AM   #3
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I've had worse from a beaver...
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Old 07-19-2014, 04:07 PM   #4
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I've had worse from a beaver...
That's what happens when when you marry what's attached to it...

There's an older-ish lady in my office who's a scout mom or some shit, and she got a "Silver Beaver" award from the scouts (it's a real thing, I googled it). I'm always loudly asking her to show me her silver beaver.
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Old 07-19-2014, 04:13 PM   #5
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Nothing like a pissed off beaver to ruin your day.

(no avoiding it, I'm diving right into the juvenile gutter)

There are other dangerous animals often found near beavers that some think are menaces to society as well. (Funniest scene from any movie ever.)
I'd love to see outtakes of that scene. Which reminds me of this, in recent news:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...r-lawyers-say/
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Old 07-19-2014, 04:31 PM   #6
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I dont fancy none if that's what beavers look like over there....bit gnarly looking.
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I'd love to see outtakes of that scene. Which reminds me of this, in recent news:
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FFS, Classic Lose-Lose to me, classic example of badly written laws and doubly badly enforced by idiots elected by us based on what church they go to, because they eat organic foods, or have a good haircut.
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That's what happens when when you marry what's attached to it...

There's an older-ish lady in my office who's a scout mom or some shit, and she got a "Silver Beaver" award from the scouts (it's a real thing, I googled it). I'm always loudly asking her to show me her silver beaver.
Hey Wally, going after cougars at work?
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Old 07-20-2014, 01:55 PM   #9
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this post reminds me of a hillaririous incident i witnessed as a kid of about 12 or so.

i used to live near thebrandywine river. as a kid i was there nearly every day, fishing or catching critters/reptiles, exploring abandoned buildings, etc. well one day i was there fishing with a friend and his brother. it began to rain. it was summer time, so we didn't much care. there was a hole in the stone wall pictured below. we were across the crick, fishing. in and out of the hole swam a whole bunch of yearling mallards, and a few adults. the oldest of the bros says " i'm goin over there and gt me one o' them ducks" the youngest brother and i call him a dumbass or something similar and tell him not to go over there. of course he didn't listen. we watch him as he waded up to the falls and crossed at the top of them. he wades down alongside the wall untill he gets to the hole.
the water by that time is about waist deep there. we are watching as he is reaching way into the hole in the wall, and ducks are popping up behind him. they are swimming right between his legs. well, all of a sudden, he jumps up screaming and flailing about. he scrambles away from there and hurries back. on the way through, one of the ducks bit the living hell out of his leg, just below his gonads. the bruise was purply-black, and pretty big. you'd think he woulda learnt his lesson about screwin around with animals. but he didn't, and lots of times, it was funny. later him and his brother grew up and became serious alchoholics. i think they're dead now.

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Hey Wally, going after cougars at work?
Hell no, not at my job. I think it's a requirement that all the women hired be coyote ugle.
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this post reminds me of a hillaririous incident i witnessed as a kid of about 12 or so.
became serious alchoholics. i think they're dead now.
I didn't think the story very funny until the very last lines. Haha, it made me literally laugh out loud for some reason. hahahaaaa....
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