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Old 06-27-2009, 12:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I was cleaning at work today, and I just started writing more. I ended up with about the same amount as one of my other verses, but I just lumped it all with the second one, so I have a longer verse as well. The second verse is now this:

See not, hear not, speak not illy. Your senses got benched by mean old Coach Willie.
Ball's in your cortex, pass, alley oop! Magic Johnson lay-up on your wisdom tooth.
If wisdom was contagious then my dick would now be smarter than the zone between your shoulders smartin' hard and smartin' harder.
Hard as a rock, I mark my place in the food chain-- whale for my nutsack, krill = your brain.
'Round the globe I'm piercin' lobes, a traveller feared for his javelin spear throws.
Weep at the sight of my ding-a-ling-ling, you're like a pussy matador beggin' to leave the ring.
Can your mandible handle a bull? Intangible. Dong plough through your
cranium--you're drainin' 'im...dry! Bone dry! Bone shy? Not I. Got my
dick in your skull, son, cock in your eye. You'll be fishin' the
bishop out of yo vision for weeks, my jism leaks out your ears and
into your sneaks. Now introducing Charlie Brown to all parts of your
crown, Snoopy get down, this bone gotta make it around. Acquaint my
friend Linus with your frontal sinus; vaginas ain't shit to a dick
like your highness'.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow. It makes me feel all urban... Cooool...
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Excellent....your a wild man Earth.
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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vaginas ain't shit to a dick
like your highness'.
For some warped reason, I like this line...
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It would have been better if the forum hadn't done the line breaks all weird like that.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Disgusting, can't understand it, see no merit in this at all.

I'm 52, so I think you may have a winner on your hands...
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