Skullf*** '98 - Page 2

HDJ · 06-27-2009, 12:11 AM

DJ Fru-T

earthman · 06-30-2009, 09:53 PM

I was cleaning at work today, and I just started writing more. I ended up with about the same amount as one of my other verses, but I just lumped it all with the second one, so I have a longer verse as well. The second verse is now this:

See not, hear not, speak not illy. Your senses got benched by mean old Coach Willie.
Ball's in your cortex, pass, alley oop! Magic Johnson lay-up on your wisdom tooth.
If wisdom was contagious then my dick would now be smarter than the zone between your shoulders smartin' hard and smartin' harder.
Hard as a rock, I mark my place in the food chain-- whale for my nutsack, krill = your brain.
'Round the globe I'm piercin' lobes, a traveller feared for his javelin spear throws.
Weep at the sight of my ding-a-ling-ling, you're like a pussy matador beggin' to leave the ring.
Can your mandible handle a bull? Intangible. Dong plough through your
cranium--you're drainin' 'im...dry! Bone dry! Bone shy? Not I. Got my
dick in your skull, son, cock in your eye. You'll be fishin' the
bishop out of yo vision for weeks, my jism leaks out your ears and
into your sneaks. Now introducing Charlie Brown to all parts of your
crown, Snoopy get down, this bone gotta make it around. Acquaint my
friend Linus with your frontal sinus; vaginas ain't shit to a dick
like your highness'.

ledbelly · 11-03-2009, 01:46 PM

mc meathorn?

Hunter60 · 11-03-2009, 02:07 PM

Wow. It makes me feel all urban... Cooool...

calgary1 · 11-03-2009, 02:08 PM

Excellent....your a wild man Earth.

Underdog · 11-03-2009, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by earthman

vaginas ain't shit to a dick
like your highness'.

For some warped reason, I like this line...

earthman · 11-03-2009, 06:26 PM

It would have been better if the forum hadn't done the line breaks all weird like that.

Neal · 11-03-2009, 07:29 PM

Disgusting, can't understand it, see no merit in this at all.

I'm 52, so I think you may have a winner on your hands...

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06-27-2009, 12:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
HDJ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 750	DJ Fru-T __________________ "Feeling good makes me feel good"

06-30-2009, 09:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
earthman legit as fuck Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winnipeg, MB Posts: 3,476	I was cleaning at work today, and I just started writing more. I ended up with about the same amount as one of my other verses, but I just lumped it all with the second one, so I have a longer verse as well. The second verse is now this: See not, hear not, speak not illy. Your senses got benched by mean old Coach Willie. Ball's in your cortex, pass, alley oop! Magic Johnson lay-up on your wisdom tooth. If wisdom was contagious then my dick would now be smarter than the zone between your shoulders smartin' hard and smartin' harder. Hard as a rock, I mark my place in the food chain-- whale for my nutsack, krill = your brain. 'Round the globe I'm piercin' lobes, a traveller feared for his javelin spear throws. Weep at the sight of my ding-a-ling-ling, you're like a pussy matador beggin' to leave the ring. Can your mandible handle a bull? Intangible. Dong plough through your cranium--you're drainin' 'im...dry! Bone dry! Bone shy? Not I. Got my dick in your skull, son, cock in your eye. You'll be fishin' the bishop out of yo vision for weeks, my jism leaks out your ears and into your sneaks. Now introducing Charlie Brown to all parts of your crown, Snoopy get down, this bone gotta make it around. Acquaint my friend Linus with your frontal sinus; vaginas ain't shit to a dick like your highness'. __________________ You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't.

11-03-2009, 02:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
Hunter60 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Steel City Posts: 1,676	Wow. It makes me feel all urban... Cooool... __________________ No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

11-03-2009, 06:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
earthman legit as fuck Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winnipeg, MB Posts: 3,476	It would have been better if the forum hadn't done the line breaks all weird like that. __________________ You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't.

11-03-2009, 01:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
ledbelly Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: bored man ,ohio Posts: 886	mc meathorn?

11-03-2009, 02:08 PM	#15 (permalink)
calgary1 Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 7,390	Excellent....your a wild man Earth.

11-03-2009, 07:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
Neal Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 130	Disgusting, can't understand it, see no merit in this at all. I'm 52, so I think you may have a winner on your hands...

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