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| View Poll Results: Earthman's MC name? | |||
| MC Wholesome |     | 2 | 10.53% |
| DJ Skinflute |    | 12 | 63.16% |
| MC Reberal Pal-Z |    | 5 | 26.32% |
| Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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06-07-2009, 05:47 PM
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| some n00b  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: More like...BRO-cation. Brosef.
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 |  Skullf*** '98 THIS THREAD IS NOT WORK SAFE AT ALL. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? Here's a thing earthman and I are working on. Figured I'd post it, but if he doesn't want it posted yet, I'll delete it. Also, please, for my own pride, no comments on how much better Earthman's is than mine. I know it's better. It is fucking amazing. (PS, MC Wholesome is just a working rap name. Can't remember if it was a final decision, but I do like the irony of it) *MC Reberal Pal-Z*: Occipital, parietal. Inject my erection into your skull. The ethmoid articulates with thirteen bones--make it fourteen when you're home and I'm in the zone. The Maxilla Filla, I'm palatal-pumpin'. I learn the anatomy, then learn to hump 'em. And can I get an amen for the science minds who get why things like "boner in your vomer" are brilliant lines? Nah, I'll dumb it down so the masses can see the harassment your head gets from my genital region. Impossible! My nozzle is lodged in your nostril. Yo, make it a hostel: cheap room and board. You wanna get gored? Get your head split by my sword. *Rapbot 3000*: RAPbot, 3000 Comin' at your lobe with my probe for a probotomy Robotic lobotomy, a shot of me for skeletal sodomy Go 'wayy kid, ya botha me I'm W.C. Fields, my cigar is a part of me And part of you, too, if you're watchin in dread The sword of Damocles is hanging loosely over your bed Oh wait it's not a sword...it's my antennae instead. They're primed for optical invasion (that means I'm rapin' your head) Cover your brain in my oil like spreadin' mayonnaise on bread I fantasize and prophecize I'll fuck your eyes till you're dead *MC Reberal Pal-Z*: Can your mandible handle a bull? Intangible. Dong plough through your cranium--you're drainin' 'im...dry! Bone dry! Bone shy? Not I. Got my dick in your skull, son, cock in your eye. You'll be fishin' the bishop out of yo vision for weeks, my jism leaks out your ears and into your sneaks. Now introducing Charlie Brown to all parts of your crown, Snoopy get down, this bone gotta make it around. Acquaint my friend Linus with your frontal sinus; vaginas ain't shit to a dick like your highness'. *Rapbot 3000*: I'm invading your cranium till your mother dies of shame And then I'll burn both your corpses and I'll skull fuck your name Language is power but its protection is weak I'll twist your own words around so I can skull-fuck your speech And once I've violated voice you'll find you can't even shriek I'm gonna fill your skull like Socrates would fill boys in Greece Historical reality, encrypted palaces of fallacy my phallus is your chalice and I'm challengin' your talents I'll split you like Gaul, divide like Hadrian's Wall, I'll be the Mongol hordes descending to devour you all Biblically speaking I'm Moses and your skull is the red sea I'm Joshua at Jericho, my trumpet's all I need Listen, son, because your punishment ain't over my knee You see, I think you're suffering from skull-lack-of-me It's a condition I can remedy with one of my extremities, Polemically amphetamines are better than off-settin me you gettin me? Cuz you'll be gettin' me soon In short, you may be blinded, but you'll still hear the booms see, when I clean up, my friend, I use the handle of the broom What I'll do to you's enough to make a murderer swoon. *MC Reberal Pal-Z*: I got one last full verse to disperse--there's only time for one 'cuz your head's gonna burst. Bratwurst to lips pursed, can't keep it out. Feel your teeth shatter and fall out yo mouth. I'm the man with the plan and I'm plannin' on rammin' my manhood in your face, blow it up like a Scanner. Erase your gray matter one thrust at a time, I'm on fire! Punch a hole in your skull like your name was Budd Dwyer. *Rapbot 3000*: Think you're colossal? Bitch, you're a fossil I'm the thirteenth apostle and my dome-poem is impossible untoppable, unstoppable, truly hip-hoppable It's probable I'm knockin' up your skull to show it's knockable. Last edited by Jolly_McJollyson; 06-07-2009 at 09:13 PM. |
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06-07-2009, 05:49 PM
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| My dads favorite mistake.  Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Im always behind you. But when you turn around I'll be behind you. You never see me. Never
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cool
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06-07-2009, 06:17 PM
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| legit as fuck  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I think we narrowed it down to MC Wholesome, DJ Skinflute, or MC Rebral Pal-Z. Perhaps the fine people of this forum should vote. I love the Bible references in a song about skullfucking, by the way. I just think we need to mix up the order a bit, so it goes back and forth.
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06-07-2009, 06:35 PM
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gulf Coast, Texas
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Bloody brilliant as a Brit might say. Now get Schmange to slap some samples and a hoppin beat together (rappers don't "write" their own music anyways right). And my vote is still with MC Rebral Pal-Z, not only cuz it's the funniest and possibly offensive, but I had a hand in the spelling of that one.
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